Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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