The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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