I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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