Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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