Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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