That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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