But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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