That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
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