It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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