I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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