if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
