I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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