I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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