Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How naked do you want me to be?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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