we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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