We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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