as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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