Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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