who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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