I want to have your abortion
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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