Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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