You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
