Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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