U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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