the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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