i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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