We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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