i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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