In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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