Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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