he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You can't just leave with hair like that
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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