Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You were trust falling into bushes
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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