Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
