You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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