Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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