oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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