carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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