I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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