dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
