Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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