We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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