dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
this will be a night to untag.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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