Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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