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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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