Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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