Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
