My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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