Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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