My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
