Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
