I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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