Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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