How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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