gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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