No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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