Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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